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NEW EPISODE Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included t
NEW EPISODE Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies. Available on Apple Podcast, Spotify, Stitcher
NEW EPISODE @nfhc_grimwolfeprime from @nfhcpodcast joins us as we take shots at Benedict Arnold. Benny sold out American forces during the Revolutionary War. With a hard on for protocol and rules, Benny was traitorous rat that screwed over baby Ame
NEW EPISODE @nfhc_grimwolfeprime from @nfhcpodcast joins us as we take shots at Benedict Arnold. Benny sold out American forces during the Revolutionary War. With a hard on for protocol and rules, Benny was traitorous rat that screwed over baby America. http://hyperurl.co/RoastMortemCast
Premium episode with @nfhc_grimwolfeprime from @nfhcpodcast. Mike had too much gas station CBD.
Premium episode with @nfhc_grimwolfeprime from @nfhcpodcast. Mike had too much gas station CBD.
All the Greatest Hits! feat. Pus-filled Syphilitic Cannolis , Smooth brain charlatans, piss orgy prophets, erect genocidal presidents and baby boy bozo beatniks. Which format would you pick? Thanks for the art @jwaal
NEW EPISODE William Chester Minor was classically deranged monomaniac who was handy with words, handguns, and surgical instruments. He also majorly contributed to The Oxford English Dictionary, standardizing the proverbial urchin-molasses-fire that
NEW EPISODE William Chester Minor was classically deranged monomaniac who was handy with words, handguns, and surgical instruments. He also majorly contributed to The Oxford English Dictionary, standardizing the proverbial urchin-molasses-fire that is the English language. CHECK IT OUT! http://hyperurl.co/RoastMortemCast
Got some new art in the works. Sneak peek at out store relaunch. Teespring sucked anus.
Got some new art in the works. Sneak peek at out store relaunch. Teespring sucked anus.
A weekly podcast for extremely well lubricated hearing holes. Laugh in the Face of Death!
Soapy Smith was the Wild West's freshest con-artist! With a soap kinder egg in one hand, some rigged walnuts in the other and a deck of cards rolled into his foreskin he swindled his way from Texas to the Klondike. iTunes ► https://t.co/1iTEMuzKzl
Soapy Smith was the Wild West's freshest con-artist! With a soap kinder egg in one hand, some rigged walnuts in the other and a deck of cards rolled into his foreskin he swindled his way from Texas to the Klondike. iTunes ► https://t.co/1iTEMuzKzl Spotify ► https://t.co/KjIwAFy07T Stitcher ► https://t.co/XjgQSQSPC5
REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!! This grizzled frontiersman embodied the American Spirit of Freedom... Which is freedom for a select few... primarily white anglo-protestants... definitely not woman, native Americans or black people... So I guess he wasn't into
REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!! This grizzled frontiersman embodied the American Spirit of Freedom... Which is freedom for a select few... primarily white anglo-protestants... definitely not woman, native Americans or black people... So I guess he wasn't into freedom at all... BUT he definitely had raccoon orgies in the woods. REMEMBER!!! iTunes ► https://t.co/1iTEMuzKzl Spotify ► https://t.co/KjIwAFy07T Stitcher ► https://t.co/XjgQSQSPC5
Taste the Rockies and sit on the silver bullet, cause we are roasting the German-American Coors Dynasty. From its humble beginning in Golden, CO, Coors ballooned into one of the biggest breweries in the USA. This paranoid family owned business wireta
Taste the Rockies and sit on the silver bullet, cause we are roasting the German-American Coors Dynasty. From its humble beginning in Golden, CO, Coors ballooned into one of the biggest breweries in the USA. This paranoid family owned business wiretapped its employees, formed the biggest conservative think-tank in D.C and demoralized everyone below them. iTunes ► https://t.co/1iTEMuzKzl Spotify ► https://t.co/KjIwAFy07T Stitcher ► https://t.co/XjgQSQSPC5
NEW EPISODE 400 lb Arthur Orton was a man that lived triple lives... pun intended. The secret to his true identity lay untouched, hidden away for decades between his THICC thighs. iTunes ► https://t.co/1iTEMuzKzl Spotify ► https://t.co/KjIwAFy07
NEW EPISODE 400 lb Arthur Orton was a man that lived triple lives... pun intended. The secret to his true identity lay untouched, hidden away for decades between his THICC thighs. iTunes ► https://t.co/1iTEMuzKzl Spotify ► https://t.co/KjIwAFy07T Stitcher ► https://t.co/XjgQSQSPC5
NEW EPISODE Basically the Joe Exotic of Martial Arts, this Irish-American, faux Italian-named Spanish Count mastered the Japanese art of Karate. He claimed to have perfected the ancient, lost technique of Dim-Mak, or The Touch of Death, all while ru
NEW EPISODE Basically the Joe Exotic of Martial Arts, this Irish-American, faux Italian-named Spanish Count mastered the Japanese art of Karate. He claimed to have perfected the ancient, lost technique of Dim-Mak, or The Touch of Death, all while running a chain of bizarre Dojos, Playboy Bunny Hair Salon and hairy muff porn shops in the Chicago area. Available on all podcast platforms.
NEW EPISODE The life of trumpet player Louis Armstrong takes us through the evolution of Jazz. From razor wielding prostitutes, to Chi-town mafioso, the Harlem Renaissance and abroad; Louis lived a fast life! But his bowels were even faster. Availa
NEW EPISODE The life of trumpet player Louis Armstrong takes us through the evolution of Jazz. From razor wielding prostitutes, to Chi-town mafioso, the Harlem Renaissance and abroad; Louis lived a fast life! But his bowels were even faster. Available on all podcast platforms
NEW EPISODE Scottish born Alexander Graham Bell was a mad genius in the science of sound, improving the telegraph, inventing the telephone (Maybe?) and by proxy the Dick Pic... But fuck did he hate those deaf people with their flailing sign languag
NEW EPISODE Scottish born Alexander Graham Bell was a mad genius in the science of sound, improving the telegraph, inventing the telephone (Maybe?) and by proxy the Dick Pic... But fuck did he hate those deaf people with their flailing sign language! Available wherever you listen to podcasts!
NEW EPISODE Victor Lustig could talk his way out of a fleshy, hairy bag. This infamous cat burglar con many a man out of their fortunes including syphilitic sausage mobster Al Capone. This man was such a smooth talker he even 'sold' France's most ic
NEW EPISODE Victor Lustig could talk his way out of a fleshy, hairy bag. This infamous cat burglar con many a man out of their fortunes including syphilitic sausage mobster Al Capone. This man was such a smooth talker he even 'sold' France's most iconic landmark, The Eiffel Tower, for scrap to some greasy baguette slurpin' mook. Available on all podcast platforms.
NEW EPISODE Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included t NEW EPISODE @nfhc_grimwolfeprime from @nfhcpodcast joins us as we take shots at Benedict Arnold. Benny sold out American forces during the Revolutionary War. With a hard on for protocol and rules, Benny was traitorous rat that screwed over baby Ame Premium episode with @nfhc_grimwolfeprime from @nfhcpodcast. Mike had too much gas station CBD.
All the Greatest Hits! feat. Pus-filled Syphilitic Cannolis , Smooth brain charlatans, piss orgy prophets, erect genocidal presidents and baby boy bozo beatniks. Which format would you pick? Thanks for the art @jwaal
NEW EPISODE William Chester Minor was classically deranged monomaniac who was handy with words, handguns, and surgical instruments. He also majorly contributed to The Oxford English Dictionary, standardizing the proverbial urchin-molasses-fire that Got some new art in the works. Sneak peek at out store relaunch. Teespring sucked anus.
A weekly podcast for extremely well lubricated hearing holes. Laugh in the Face of Death!
Soapy Smith was the Wild West's freshest con-artist! With a soap kinder egg in one hand, some rigged walnuts in the other and a deck of cards rolled into his foreskin he swindled his way from Texas to the Klondike. iTunes ► https://t.co/1iTEMuzKzl REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!! This grizzled frontiersman embodied the American Spirit of Freedom... Which is freedom for a select few... primarily white anglo-protestants... definitely not woman, native Americans or black people... So I guess he wasn't into Taste the Rockies and sit on the silver bullet, cause we are roasting the German-American Coors Dynasty. From its humble beginning in Golden, CO, Coors ballooned into one of the biggest breweries in the USA. This paranoid family owned business wireta NEW EPISODE 400 lb Arthur Orton was a man that lived triple lives... pun intended. The secret to his true identity lay untouched, hidden away for decades between his THICC thighs. iTunes ► https://t.co/1iTEMuzKzl Spotify ► https://t.co/KjIwAFy07 NEW EPISODE Basically the Joe Exotic of Martial Arts, this Irish-American, faux Italian-named Spanish Count mastered the Japanese art of Karate. He claimed to have perfected the ancient, lost technique of Dim-Mak, or The Touch of Death, all while ru NEW EPISODE The life of trumpet player Louis Armstrong takes us through the evolution of Jazz. From razor wielding prostitutes, to Chi-town mafioso, the Harlem Renaissance and abroad; Louis lived a fast life! But his bowels were even faster. Availa NEW EPISODE Scottish born Alexander Graham Bell was a mad genius in the science of sound, improving the telegraph, inventing the telephone (Maybe?) and by proxy the Dick Pic... But fuck did he hate those deaf people with their flailing sign languag NEW EPISODE Victor Lustig could talk his way out of a fleshy, hairy bag. This infamous cat burglar con many a man out of their fortunes including syphilitic sausage mobster Al Capone. This man was such a smooth talker he even 'sold' France's most ic